Climbing Dollywaggon

A gander up Dollywagon & Helvellyn

 

This walk takes on one of the highest mountains in England, Helvellyn, while passing a tarn hiding a golden crown and all importantly finishes in a pub!

Leg 1 – Dunmail Raise to Grisedale Tarn

After 15 minutes on the bus from Low Nest, get off at Dunmail Raise. Parking is available on the roadside, but for this route it’s best to get the bus.

This open barren land is riddled with mystique and history. The story goes that after King Dunmail, the last King of Cumberland and Strathclyde, one of his loyal servants took his crown and ran up to Grisedale tarn where he threw the gold crown into the tarn, never to be seen again. Sadly while I would like to say “until now”, if I had found this ancient gold crown I would not be typing this and instead would be halfway to my subsequently purchased Caribbean Island.

The climb is well trodden and easy to follow. You follow the roaring stream all the way up the ghyll until you reach Grisedale tarn. It’s about a mile, about 30 to 45 minutes of walking. While steep it is a good warm up for the walk ahead.

The views from the tarn alone are worth the walk, you truly feel in the centre of the Lakes.

 Leg 2 – Grisedale tarn to Dollywagon

The best route up is to get to the Eastern side of the tarn and follow the path up. The path zig zags, but rarely with steps. While the height gained is around 200 metres once at the top you’re basically on the ridge.

Leg 3 – Dollywagon to Helvellyn

After an hour of walking up hill there is no feeling like getting on the ridge. You go from walking at a snails pace sweating a litre a minute to strolling along as if you’re on Oxford Street. However you’re not on Oxford Street, you’re somewhere far better, you’re on the Helvellyn Ridge. With clear skies you have views almost as far east as the North Sea (It feels like that anyway!), but even on cloudy days (like our one) there’s something truly beautiful about this path.

The path itself is well trodden so easy to follow. There are cairns every 20 metres at points so it’s actually quite hard, but still possible, to get lost.

There is a small dip between Dollywagon and Helvellyn, but not a huge amount and the path up to Helvellyn is nice and gentle. As you walk up, note all the boulders strewn across the plateau. Then just as you approach the top read about how a crazy bloke who landed a plane there on December 22nd 1926. Apparently landing was easy, but to take off they had to do a James Bond Golden Eye style nose dive over the edge.

Take time to rest and enjoy the view in the cross shelter offering a welcome escape from the inevitable piercing wind from nearly all directions.

 

Leg 4 – Helvellyn to the Kings Head Pub

After taking the inevitable photos of Striding Edge and selfies at the trig point it’s time to head down. Like much of the walk the track down is fairly easy to find and follow, even in poor visibility. However still take compass bearings.

The footpath is a pretty busy one. Follow it all the way down and you’ll get to the Thirlmere carpark. It’s also one of the easiest ascents of Helvellyn. There are great views all the way down. Be sure to try and spot Low Nest!

You will have to start to keep an eye on navigation as halfway down you’ll have to escape the mob and head right. This last bit is sublime. You’re unlikely to see another person. The ferns and heather also means few if any sheep, so dogs can run around happy and free.

The Kings Head just appears from behind a crags and you can almost taste that celebratory drink! It’s a great traditional Lakeland Pub and the perfect place to finish the walk.

Cumbrian Dialect

Ignoring the southern accent I am a proud Kendalian, of Scottish descent. While at school I always remember a friend of mine messing about. When asked what she was doing she replied “Nowt”, only to receive a swift sharp reply of “What?!”.

Dialect levelling is the process of eradicating regional dialects and for the past 50 years it’s been fairly proficient. However over recent years there has been a surge as Cumbrians scramble to retain our culture and heritage, primarily as we prepare to follow Scotland in it’s ultimate devolution and we set up the independent nation of Cumbria where we not only allow Cumbrian to be spoken but will be reviving the ancient language of Cumbric. If you’re reading this in 2029; Blaen Cwm.

Let us also not shy around the fact that Cumbrian words on tea towels sell very well. So that might be helping the resurgence. Whether the Cumbrian dialect renaissance is financially or pride driven we wanted to help boost the profile of the more commonly used phrases still spoken by locals around cumbria.

When researching this blog what I found interesting was the number of words I used to regularly use and came to realise how unique some sayings are. While below is a large list below I’ve compiled my a collection of common words. I also found, while researching, that I am following in many footsteps including that of Anthony (Angela and Alisons brother). You can read his post on the LowNestFarm.co.uk site.

 

Common Cumbrian Words

Nowt
La’al
How’doo
Be reet
Canna
Kaylied
Bog
Dookers
Chunder
Clowt
Gander
Kecks
Lob
Whaarm
Yow

 

General Words

Aye – Yes
Thou’s – Yours
Thee/Thou – you (singular)
Yat Gate
Wherst – Where is the
Djarn – Doing (as in ‘whut yer djarn? – what are you doing?)
Divn’t – Don’t (as in ‘divn’t do that, lad’)
How’doo – How are you doing? (strain of ‘How do?’)
Canna – Can’t (as in ‘ye canna djur that!’ – ‘You can’t do that!’)
Djur – Do
Frae – From
Yon – That (when referring to a noun which is visible at the time)
Reet – Right
(H)arreet – All right? (Greeting)
Be reet – It’ll be all right
Nae – No
Yonder – Over there (as in ‘ower yonder’)
Owt – Anything (got owt? – got anything?)
Nowt – Nothing (owt for nowt – something for nothing)
Bevvie – Drink (alcoholic)
Eh? – What/ isn’t it? (thats good eh?)
Yan – One

 

Adjectives

Kaylied – Intoxicated
La’al – Small
Slape – Slippery or smooth as in slape back collie, a border collie with short wiry hair
Yon – Used when indicating a place or object that is usually in sight but far away. abbreviation of yonder.

 

Nouns

Bairn – Baby
Bait – Packed meal that is carried to work
Bog– Toilet (as garn’t bog / I’m going to the toilet)
Britches
– Trousers
Cack – Faeces (just off for a cack)
Clout – Punch or hit “aas gonna clout thou yan”(im going to punch you one)
Craic – Gossip “ow marra get some better crack”
Dookers – Swimming trunks
Ginnel
– A narrow passage
Kecks – trousers/pants or underpants
Marra – Friend
Offcomer – Non-native Cumbrian
Peeve – Drink (alcoholic)
Scran – Food
Skemmy or skem – Beer
Watter – Water
Wuk – Work, as in: as garn t’wuk (I’m going to work)
Yam – Home, as in: as garn yam (I’m going home)
Yow – Ewe, female sheep
Yakka – Farmer

 

Verbs

Bowk – Retch (as in before vomiting)
Bray – Beat (as in beat up someone)
Bubble – Cry
Chess – Chase
Chunder – Vomit
Clarten – Messing about
Clout/cluwt – Hit “al clout ya yan”
Doss – Idle or skive. To mess about and avoid work
Fettle – To fix or mend. (“as i’ bad fettle” – I’m not very well)
Gander – Look
Gar/gaa – Go
Gan – Going to somewhere
Git – Go (“gar on, git yam” / go on, go home)
Yit – Yet (“ars nut garn yam yit” / i’m not going home yet)
Garn/gaan – Going
Hoik – To pick at or gouge out
Lob – Throw
Laik – Play
Lowp – Jump
Yuk – To throw
Scower – Look at
Sow – Sexual intercourse
Skit – Make fun of
Twat – Hit someone (“I twatted him in the face”)
Twine – To whine or complain
Whisht – One word command to be quiet
Wukn – Working
Whaarm – Warm. “It’s affy wharm” (It’s awfully warm)

 

Numbers

1 – Yan
2 – Tyan
3 – Tethera
4 – Methera
5 – Pimp
6 – Sethera
7 – Lethera
8 – Hovera
9 – Dovera
10 – Dick
15 – Bumfit
20 – Giggot

Sheep Terminology

If you visit an agricultural show, a shepherds meet or a stock auction you’ll rarely hear the word Sheep. Farmers have a wide terminology and vocabulary describing not just the gender, but age and purpose of the sheep.

Cull Yow – An old female yaw (ewe) that is too old for breeding.

Gimmer – Female sheep

Lamb – A sheep under 12 months of age.

Mule – A cross breed sheep. The most common mule is a Northern Mule. It’s a cross between a Bluefaced Leicester Tup and a Swaledale yow.

Pet Lamb – Also known as a bottling lamb. These are orphaned lambs that are raised by bottle feeding and often come out quite small because of it. Around lambing season you can find many a lamb in a farmers house being bottle fed.

Shearling – Also known as a Hogg. A lamb/young sheep that has finished weaning but has yet to have its first shearing. Generally 9 to 18 months, yet to cut its first two teeth.

Store – A weaned lamb that is often sold off for fattening.

Tup – Northern/Scottish for Ram. Male sheep used for breeding.

Wether – A castrated male sheep.

Yow – Cumbrian/Northern/Scottish for Ewe. A female sheep, which has given birth.

Introducing our new apartment; Stybarrow

 

We are proud to announce the opening of our brand new apartment; Stybarrow.

 

When taking on somewhere as special and successful as Low Nest Studios making a personal stamp can be hard. However we hope we have done so with Stybarrow.

Unlike Dollywaggon, White Side and Raise, Stybarrow not only has a seperate bedroom (making it a one bed apartment) but a pull down murphy bed offering accommodation for up to 4! But there’s no sharing facilities as each room is an ensuite. In fact the main room has a bath! The only Low Nest Apartment to have one.

Stybarrow is available to rent from the end of September. If you’ve already booked contact us for an upgrade!

3 Word Locations

Anybody that is a fan of QI or the No Such As A Fish podcast might have already heard about this.

But a crazy business has given every 3 square meters of the world a unique 3 word phrase. We love this idea, mainly because while a postcode in a city covers 100 square metres, ours is over 2 square miles. Plus, the names can be quite funny.

We decided to see what each studios locations are:

Dollywagon
///pocket.mimed.listening
///shorthand.lipstick.buns
///reshaping.require.destroyer
///pave.ranged.spin
///submitted.collides.reporter
///twist.subway.bolts
///miracles.devoured.beanbag
///upsetting.surface.fetch

Whiteside
///feast.infants.goodnight
///ketchup.bleaker.supply
///hardback.turkeys.hungry
///riskiest.bombshell.moving
///paid.landowner.daydreams
///shave.respects.splashes
///traders.messaging.storms

Raise
///compounds.dividers.spruced
///judges.elevator.consented
///automatic.detection.struggle
///buffoon.outlooks.moderated
///robes.good.success

What’s your favourite?

If you are keen to find your house in the 3 word locator check out this link: https://w3w.co/hardback.turkeys.hungry.